ABOUT BUTCHIE

Ola! I am Butchie Rodriguez See, the Senior Paw Clerk here at Southeastern Law.

 

At ten years old, I am the mature, seasoned, and undeniably dignified member of the canine legal team. While my human claims to run the firm, everyone knows the true authority lies with me — I simply delegate most responsibilities because leadership requires rest.

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I was clearly born Columbian (like the coffee), despite any contradictory paperwork. I carry myself with grace, refinement, and the occasional deep, rumbling snore. If you hear what sounds like a small engine idling during a consultation, do not be alarmed — that is merely me, thinking. 

 

I proudly devote my practice to the following noble causes:

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• Defending Boxers Wrongfully Accused of Tomfoolery
  (I'm uniquely qualified as I spent some of my misfortunate youth in the "big house.")

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• Treat Law and Snack-Based Jurisprudence
  (All rulings should come with biscuits. This is common sense.)

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• Promoting a Constitutional Amendment Mandating Lunch
  (I shall continue lobbying until the nation recognizes lunchtime as a protected right.)

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As Senior Paw Clerk, I handle crucial duties such as:

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• requesting rubs with dignified insistence

• snoring through staff meetings to test acoustics

• ensuring hallways are blocked for safety reasons

• shedding on important documents so they feel loved

• supervising humans with silent disappointment

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I work alongside my younger brother, Reginald T. Arbuckle III, (Reggie T. to his peeps), who serves as the 

Chief Security Officer. Our dynamic can be summarized as:

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• I lead

• He follows

• I receive rubs first

• He waits his turn

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It is a system that works beautifully--for me.

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When I am not advancing justice, I enjoy:

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• naps that are longer than originally planned

• lying in the exact spot you were planning to walk

• being admired (quietly, please)

• pretending I do not snore, despite evidence

• maintaining an air of noble detachment

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I believe that as a gentleman, I deserve respect, snacks, and uninterrupted lounging.

 

If you agree, we shall get along splendidly.