ABOUT REGINALD

Greetings, citizens. I am Reginald Tiberius Arbuckle III, Reggie T. to my peeps, the Chief Security Officer here at Southeastern Law — though let’s be honest, “Future Supreme Leader of Snacks and Neighborhood Commerce” is more accurate.

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Unlike my brother, Butchie, I am younger, cheekier, and fully prepared to take over the world… one treat at a time. I come from a reputable background — I have papers, thank you very much — and I intend to leverage this status to build an empire.

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I am currently developing my signature innovation:  Bark & Bordeaux™ 

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Bark & Bordeaux is a fleet of afternoon food trucks that will:

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• drive through neighborhoods like ice cream trucks

• sell gourmet dog treats to dogs

• sell wine to moms

• and make me obscenely wealthy

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As the firm’s Head of Security, I take safety very seriously.

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My responsibilities include:

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• patrolling the premises with swagger

• barking at threats only I can see

• enforcing perimeter control through window surveillance

• preventing mail carriers from overthrowing the government

• sniffing all butts to confirm identities and screen for danger

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This skill set was developed through TSA-level training, and yes — I do take my work home with me.

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Unlike Butchie:

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• I do not snore

• I do not nap on the job (well, not more than 59 minutes out of every 60, I have to patrol)

• I am not a former convict who spent time in the "big house"

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I am a model citizen.  Mostly.  Depending on who you're asking.

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Butchie likes to think he’s in charge because he’s older, British, and snores with authority.

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However, the truth is:

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• I move faster

• I think bigger

• I charm harder

• and while he's sleeping, I'm plotting world domination (he's such a slacker).

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I am:

• enthusiastic

• mischievous

• entrepreneurial

• highly kissable

• occasionally dramatic

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If you have treats, I like you.
If you have wine or tequila, my mom likes you.
If you have both — welcome to the inner circle.